...YOU MIGHT BE A HIPSTER

If you think Buddha was a hindu god

If your pants are cutting off 

   circulation to your brain

If you hate your dad even though he still pays your rent at the age of 30

...you might be a hipster.

...you might be a hipster.

...you might be a hipster.

  If your boyfriend gives you

chlamydia twice but you forgive

      him ‘cause he’s in a band

...you might be a hipster.

If you sleep in the cubby space behind a fridge in brooklyn

...you might be a hipster.

If you wear a military jacket, but are a condescending pacifist

...you might be a hipster.

If you go to art galleries

  to be seen looking at art

...you might be a hipster.

If you eat steak for

   its irony content

...you might be a hipster.

  If you drop out of college

with only a semester to go

If you haven’t washed the hoodie

       you’re wearing in 3 months

...you might be a hipster.

...you might be a hipster!

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