HIPSTER ENDORSEMENTS

Contrary to established scientific theories, many hipsters actually enjoy being goofed on.  Below is just a sampling of hipsters out there that fully endorse hipsterhunter.com and the values that we promote: 

“When I’m not catching lobsters off the coast of 3-Mile Island, playing poker with my mother, or offering erotic massages at dog parks, I like to read hipsterhunter.com.  Thanks Hipster Hunter, you complete me!”


-ROY FROM

SAN FRANCISCO, CA



“Hipsterhunter.com saved my life.  I once was lost, wandering through the desert dying of thirst, but now I’m found.  Not only did I get a can of PBR, a clear sense of direction, and a sticker, I also laughed so hard I shit myself.”


-TODD FROM

SILVERLAKE, CA

“I never leave the house without my black tank top or checking hipsterhunter.com.  It’s a great place to learn fashion dos and don’ts, plus it gives me a chubby to see my fellow hipsters in all their ironic glory.”


-DEVO FROM

WILLIAMSBURG, NY

“Whenever we’re not at Burning Man, preparing for Burning Man or masturbating with sandpaper thinking about Burning Man, we like to read hipsterhunter.com.  It helps us keep our fingers on the pulse of our fellow hipsters and promotes the family values we so enthusiastically endorse.”


-THE TRIPLETS OF

BLACK ROCK CITY, NV

“Fighting crime dressed like a patriotic glam rocker makes a hella ironic statement, but wears me the fuck out. That’s why I loving coming home to a nice warm Xanax and the latest hipsterhunter.com post.”


-CAPTAIN HIPSTERMERICA

FROM FREEDOMSVILLE, USA



“My wildly successful career playing children’s xylophones wouldn’t be possible without the inspiration of hipsterhunter.com.  These posts show me what’s possible if you completely discount good taste and dress yourself like a blind stylist.”


-TEDDY MACHETE

FROM ATHENS, GEORGIA