HIPSTER DEFINITION OF THE DAY
HIPSTER PIC OF THE DAY
AMISH HICKSTER
HIPSTER HUNTER JUMPS: HOME 1-10 11-20 21-30 31-40 41-50 51-60 61-70 71-80 81-90 91-100
101-110 111-120 121-130 131-140 141-150 151-160 161-170 171-180 181-190 191-200 201-210 211-220
221-230 231-240 241-250 251-260 261-270 271-280 281-290 291-300 S AMER INDIA SCOTTSDALE HALLOWEEN TAG TAG II TAG III TAG IV ENDORSE YMBAH YMBAH II RANTS GLOSS CONTACT LINKS
Don’t let this virgin with the underbeard fool you. He’s on his Rumspringa and full fledged hipster. Too bad there’s no irony content in the cows he milks. And I hate to break it to him, but suspenders are unneccesary with tight hipster pants, Amos. Let’s hope he returns to Amish country before it’s too late. The jury is still out as to whether hipsteritus can infect the stoic Amish. If it can, God help us all!
PRETENSION: 1, He is just learning, but give the boy time.
IRONY: 1.21 jigawatts, He is a walking irony atom bomb
OCCUPATION: Handy son of a gun
HIPSTER-POCKET: To unofficially a hipster’s career, which may or may not include a piece of the pack of pretzels they steal from the corner store.
“I liked the cut of Jean the Machine’s jib with his abilty to get arrested twice in one day so I started to hip-pocket him in case anything big came along like a Pabst Blue Ribbon truck heist.”
