SCOTTSDALE HIPSTERS
DO IT BETTER BECAUSE...
...all the ladies are bi-curious.
...Pocahontas is an Arizona resident.
...they pass out on street curbs on a random Tuesday. night.
...they are all Karate Kids.
...they live for the Pro
Wrestlers they emulate.
...their faux-hawks point
towards the heavens.
...their unicorn t-shirts are
way cooler than yours.
...they love their Macs more than their families.
...they channel Amy Winehouse without trying.
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...of their seductive stare downs.